Alt Gifts

Alt Gifts

Alternative Gifts Limited offer a wide range of gift ideas all available for despatch on next day delivery.

Alternative gifts

Top 10 best sellers
1. Chocolate Fountain with 750g Belgian Milk Chocolate
2. Stainless steel chocolate fountain
3. Mini bath lights
4. Table football game
5. Three colour changing egg lamps
6. Friendship is like pissing your pants mug
7. Sumo inflatable costume
8. Blow up double mattress
9. Squishee comfort neck pillow
10. Photo frame puzzle

* Christmas cracker apron
* Pretty women apron
* Macho man apron
* Cow print apron
* Lola affair gloves
* Danger women shopping key ring
* Danger men cooking apron
* Danger men cooking cap
* Danger men cooking oven mitt
* Danger men cooking tape
* Double ball dog rope pet toy
* Hard ball dog rope pet toy
* Double rings ball pet toy
* Dog squeaky pet pal
* Cat squeaky pet pal
* Soft fleece black pet blanket
* 57 piece tool set in carry case
* 92 piece tool set in carry case
* Triple glow bracelet
* Peach squishee TV pillow
* Blue squishee TV pillow
* Pink squishee TV pillow
* 10 Christmas santa and sleigh cards
* Christmas santa luxury hat
* Ten Christmas crackers
* Christmas car window light
* Large merry Christmas bag
* Extra large merry Christmas bag
* Chocolate and strawberry scented candle
* Chocolate orange scented candle
* Chocolate and vanilla scented candle
* Set of 3 triple scent candles
* Walker's whisky liquors
* Milk chocolate brazils in a tin
* After dinner mints in a tin
* Belgian chocolate flaked truffles
* Belgian flaked cappuccino truffles
* Plain chocolate whisky liquers
* Turkish delight thins
* Whisky fudge
* Summer fruits shower jelly 6 pack
* Spa bath Fizzers gift pack
* Natural spa bath bombs
* Bathrobe spa pack
* Spa 7 piece indulgence set
* Lynx pillow set
* Oriental passion 9 piece spa set
* Chocolate indulgence 3 piece decanter bath set
* Home alone ceramic bath 3 piece gift set
* Home alone slipper set
* Zazie slipper set
* Dog diary and pen set
* Cat diary and pen set
* 2007 executive A5 diary
* My secret diary with padlock
* Ladies pocket diary - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Italian panel pocket diary
* Large gardens calendar
* Large roses calendar
* Large floral calendar
* Caramel micro fleece throw
* Polar white micro fleece throw
* Brown poodle hair throw
* 12 classic card magic tricks
* Cream poodle hair throw
* Poodle hair squishee
* Brown micro fleece throw
* Brown squishee TV pillow
* Memory foam pillow
* Stupid bar tricks set
* Magic trick set with DVD
* Magic hat trick set
* Santa inflatable costume
* Sumo inflatable costume
* Cowboy inflatable costume
* Toaster and kettle gift set
* Espresso cappuccino machine
* Espresso cappuccino machine with temperature gauge
* Giant double bell clock
* Large colour changing cube
* Three colour changing egg lamps
* Red mushroom touch lamp
* White mushroom touch lamp
* Green mushroom touch lamp
* Pink glove box toolkit
* Pink 27 piece toolkit
* Pink stationery kit
* Eternal light beam
* Stainless steel chocolate fountain
* Ring ting bottle opener
* Rocket pen
* Flicking the bird - inflatable finger
* Potty putter
* 3.75kg assortment of chocolate chips
* Arsenal aqua mouse
* Arsenal mouse and mat set
* Arsenal computer accessory gift pack
* Liverpool mouse and mat set
* Manchester United aqua mouse
* Manchester untied mouse and mat set
* Manchester United computer accessory gift pack
* Chelsea aqua mouse
* Chelsea mouse and mat set
* Chelsea computer accessory gift pack
* Tottenham Hotspur mouse and mat set
* Tottenham Hotspur computer accessory gift pack
* Newcastle United rainbow mouse
* Newcastle United mouse and mat set
* Newcastle United computer accessory gift pack
* Rangers aqua mouse
* Rangers mouse and mat set
* Rangers computer accessory gift pack
* Celtic aqua mouse
* Celtic mouse and mat set
* Celtic computer accessory gift pack
* Belgian milk chocolate chips 2.5kg
* Belgian milk chocolate chips 750g
* White chocolate chips 750g
* Plain chocolate chips 750g
* Strawberry flavour chocolate chips 750g
* Caramel flavour chocolate chips 750g
* Top Gear board game
* Rectangular family pool
* Double ring paddling pool
* Inflatable wife
* Inflatable husband
* Car slappers
* Wank wipes
* After sex tissues
* Ladies car set
* Shoe fund money box
* Shockolate vault
* Get a grip mug
* Time for T mug
* Hole in the head mug
* Rockstar mug
* Pornstar mug
* Sex kitten mug
* Everything's shit mug
* Does my bum look big mug
* Mad cow mug
* Friendship is like pissing your pants mug
* I can handle anything I have children mug - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Don't worry be happy mug - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Soooo fucking happy mug
* When god made me he was showing off mug
* Jesus loves you but I'm his favourite mug - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Amazingly enough I don't give a shit mug - buy 1 get 1 free!
* I work with a bunch of shitheads mug - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Devilish mug
* Boss mug - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Folding hammock
* Chocolate Fountain with 750g Belgian Milk Chocolate
* 50 Jelly Belly bean flavours
* 20 Jelly Belly bean flavours
* Table football game
* Match of the Day trivia game
* Love necklace
* De Salvador chunky bracelet with aqua beads
* Baby shoe charm necklace
* Butterflies big landscape photo frame
* Mini hearts big portrait photo frame
* Baroque butterflies large mirror frame
* Baroque pattern glass vase
* Chinese pattern glass vase
* Thank you flowers miniature token
* Zero gravity magnetic spice rack
* Indispensable coffee dispenser
* Red indispensable dispenser
* Rubber magnetic fridge clock in cream
* Wallace and Grommit bookends
* Dr Who Dalek cookie jar
* Dr Who Tardis cookie jar
* Harry Potter's light up wand
* Star Wars R2-D2 cookie jar
* Star Wars yoda full body cookie jar
* Star Wars Darth Vader cookie jar
* Star Wars EP6 Luke Skywalker FX lightsaber
* Star Wars EP3 Anakin FX lightsaber
* Dolly mixtures photoboard with candy magnets
* Pebbles photoboard with pebble magnets
* Furry cow photoboard with udder magnets
* 7 inch LCD TV monitor
* DAB/FM digital radio
* Auto flip clock
* Digital kitchen scales
* Raptor remote control electric skateboard
* Raptor Max remote control electric skateboard
* Electronic keyboard playmat
* Wind up dynamo torch
* Twin LED dynamo torch
* England t-shirt
* Picnic rug/survival rug
* Fleece travel set
* Magic case manicure set - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Windproof lighter with bottle opener
* Stainless steel vacuum flask
* Hurricane water jet gun
* Universal travel adapter plugs
* Squishee vibrating neck cushion
* Squishee vibrating massage cushion
* Predator paintball gun
* Paintball refill pack 320 balls
* Paintball refill pack 80 balls
* Urban hangover kit
* Urban seduction kit
* Urban glovebox kit
* Urban weekend washbag for him
* Wallet essentials mirror kiss
* Wallet essentials key fob
* Wallet essentials bottle opener
* Wallet essentials emergency cufflinks
* Wallet essentials ice scraper
* Safe candle
* Fosters beer can safe
* Heinz baked beans can safe
* Marshmallow shooting gun
* Pet tree on a key ring
* X-ray mouse mat
* Mini bath lights
* Ice stirrer
* Boobs stress chest
* Boobs wrist rest
* Elastic band gun
* Vibe bunny soft toy
* Hen party customise-it kit t-shirt
* Floating duck radio
* Red rubber vase
* Pink rubber vase
* Lime green rubber vase
* Love you loads baby mug
* You are the best Mum in the whole wide world mug
* You are the best Dad in the whole wide world mug
* Desperate Housewife mug
* I love shoes mug
* I need the Priory mug
* I love shopping mug
* Boudoir Belle six pocket clothes organiser
* Boudoir Belle ten pocket luxury shoe storage
* Boudoir Belle long garment cover
* Boudoir Belle short garment cover
* Red flashing alarm clock
* Sending love and kisses glass postcard
* Dear Mummy glass postcard
* Thank you Mum flower glass postcard
* Charlie the cat cookie jar
* Gingerbread man cookie jar
* Daisy the cow cookie jar
* Handy Helper 4 wine glass holders and 1 wine bottle holder - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Handy Helper wine bottle holder
* Pair of glass tumbler/can holders
* Handy Helper wine glass holder pack of two
* Ocean folding table
* Ocean steamer with green cushion
* Ocean steamer with blue cushion
* Ocean steamer with terracotta cushion
* Ocean steamer
* Newbury garden furniture set
* Westminster garden furniture set
* Kensington garden furniture set
* Only Fools and Horses trotters trading game
* Dick & Dom in Da bungalow board game
* Dr Who board game
* The London Underground game deluxe edition
* The really wild bug eating party
* Bear fleece baby blanket with bag - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Raunchy wrapping paper
* Lily of the valley colour changing candle
* French vanilla colour changing candle
* Octopus massager
* The pink travel kit
* The pink car kit
* The pink toolbox
* Chocoholics bath gift pack
* Sliced soap selection
* Dope on a rope soap
* Little Britain Vicki Pollard sound mug
* Little Britain Lou and Andy sound mug
* Little Britain Lady Emily Howard sound mug
* Little Britain Daffyd sound mug
* Dr Who Tardis talking mug
* Star Wars talking Darth Vader sith sound mug
* Star Wars talking Yoda jedi sound mug
* Cloth cat towel holder
* Dog end towel holder
* Electronic sudoku game
* Teddy bear hot water bottle - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Faux fur hot water bottle cover
* Heated travel blanket
* Mp3 soundpod speakers
* Mini upright CD/Radio system
* USB reading light
* USB massager
* USB vacuum cleaner
* USB table fan
* USB sparkle lamp
* Car emergency light
* Plug in mini sparkle lamp - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Colour changing ball light
* Magic candle lights
* Mini black jack table - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Amazing hot massage kit
* Viamax power erector stimulant tablets for men
* Viamax sensitive desire stimulant tablets for women
* I rub my bondage duckie vibrating massager
* I rub my fishie vibrating massager
* I rub my travel duckie purple
* I rub my wormie vibrating massager
* I like doggie style harness
* Lover's prisoner kit
* Seven piece fantasy kit
* Door jam harness kit
* Yin Yang herbal warming lubricant
* Rock chick purple vibrator
* Mantric Luscious lippy gold mini purse vibrator
* Tongue Joy Romance edition
* Good Vibrations G Swirl candy pink vibrator
* Mantric Strawberry Fool lubricant
* Mantric Banana Split lubricant
* Mantric multi pulse multi pack of bullet vibrators
* DinkyRing vibrator
* Dinky dolphin finger vibrator
* Not your day t-shirt
* Andy Warballs tie
* Canhattan tie
* This beer tastes funny mug
* Laughing bag
* Hornee monkee
* Happee monkee
* Funkee monkee
* Snoozie bear with free keychain - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Snoozie pig with free keychain - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Snoozie giraffe with free keychain
* Snoozie reindeer with free keychain - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Snoozie retriever with free keychain - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Snoozie donkey with free keychain - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Electric salt and pepper grinders - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Alcohol breath tester with timer and torch - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Vibrating massage hairbrush - buy 1 get 1 free!
* A piece of paradise
* Squishee comfort neck pillow
* The Beast 110cc quad bike
* Brake disc alarm clock
* Ferrari 360 DVD LCD player
* VW Beetle CD player and radio
* Diner selector style CD jukebox
* CD rock mini jukebox
* Poker chip lighter
* Windproof torch lighter
* Windproof slot machine lighter
* Shotgun shaped lighter
* Four piece smoking set
* Gas pump spirit dispenser
* Three piece knife set
* Umbrella with torch
* 69 piece cordless drill and tool set
* Halogen torch
* Pet push light
* Soft fleece pet blanket
* Large glass chess set - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Infra red electronic digital pet
* TV off keychain remote
* TV B Gone
* Mr T in my pocket
* Mini mullet party pack
* Dirty girl mini kit
* Key shirts
* Amazingly enough I don't give a shit mug
* I'm having my period and can legally kill you mug
* Queen of fucking everything mug
* Cat butt air freshener
* Police are my favourite people air freshener
* Boys are stupid chewing gum
* Bootylicious chewing gum
* Ass kisser breath freshener
* Hair of mass destruction
* Baby feet mirror photo frame
* Red heart mirror photo frame
* Friends for life glass token
* Miniature mirror token - I love you
* Text token - Great Dad
* Text token - You're a star
* Sonic grenade
* Arse/Face soap
* Giant mug - Bad mother fucker
* Giant mug - Big mug small cock
* Sexy nurse dress up kit
* Chocolate thong for him
* Chocolate thong for her
* Virgin High speed ride experience
* Virgin Dream car driving experience
* Virgin Single seater experience
* Virgin Karting discovery experience
* Virgin 4 x 4 driving experience
* Virgin Rally driving experience
* Virgin Military driving experience
* Virgin Helicopter lesson discovery experience
* Virgin Microlight lesson experience
* Virgin Gliding lesson discovery experience
* Virgin Balloon flight discovery experience
* Virgin Flying lesson discovery experience
* Virgin Rafting discovery experience
* Virgin Studio session experience
* Virgin Relaxation experience day
* Monte Carlo nights deluxe gaming set
* Black radio beach booster
* Photo frame puzzle
* Photo frame clock
* Bottle light candle holder
* Drinking dice
* Oracle stress-o-meter
* Interactive pub quiz
* Sally the cow magnetic fridge puzzle
* How to be a huge success
* How to be filthy rich
* The art of offence around the world
* Text pranks
* 500 of the worlds best web sites
* 500 indispensable websites for men
* 500 of the weirdest and wackiest websites
* Crossword a day block
* Abusive stamp complete and utter bullshit
* Abusive stamp I haven't got time to read this crap
* Abusive stamp urgent
* Mens personal boob hand massager
* Executive ball scratcher
* Belly button brush
* After sex willy repair kit
* Girls dirty night out case
* Pink Radio
* Deluxe chrome ice crusher
* Stainless steel insulated bottle holder
* Stainless steel effect bar set - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Shot glass chess set
* Texas hold'em poker set
* Mini paper shredder - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Inflatable devils fork - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Pro clipper haircutting set
* White tea and ginger wicker basket gift set
* Lavender wicker basket gift set
* Eucalyptus and mint wicker basket gift set
* Foot care kit
* Hand care kit
* Orange and cinnamon incense gift set
* Honey and vanilla incense gift set
* Lavender incense gift set
* Lily of the valley incense gift set
* Twist tie hair wrap
* Body shaper exercise machine
* Deluxe vanity case
* Bright fleece throw - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Monkey fleece baby blankets with bag
* Angel fleece baby blankets with bag
* Chastleton family picnic backpack
* Portable gas stove with travel case
* Pack of four gas canisters
* Le Sac vase
* My sunshine glass text token
* Great Mum Glass Token
* heart of gold text token
* Mummy - Large Glass Token
* lovely mummy text token
* Thank you for being my mum - Large Glass Token
* Inflatable beer bin
* On the piss stickers
* Love sick bath time remedies
* Doctor Love's potion pack
* Valentines light up heart
* Inflatable heart card holder
* Lovers spa special deluxe edition
* I rub my duckie
* Sassy silver bedside bullet
* Lovers choice flower balm
* Candy G-string
* Green chiffon scarf
* Men's brolly and scarf set
* Men's brolly and glove set
* Ladies black umbrella and scarf set
* Personal alarm with pocket flashlight - buy 1 get 1 free!
* A Letter from Santa
* Super blue LED torch lighter
* Sexy cow pat
* Casino carousel chips and card holder
* Daily doodler
* Blue flashing light alarm clock
* Birthday card book
* Baby print with natural wood frame
* La Cafetière Rio gift set
* Spiderman 2 special edition double film cell
* Shrek 2 special edition double film cell
* Star Wars Phantom Menance special edition double film cell
* David Beckham special edition photo cell
* Jonny Wilkinson special edition photo cell
* Mother & Daughter Silver love heart bracelet Large
* Best foot forward carry bag footcare kit
* Ozonics pamper pack
* Cotton waffle robe
* Football sports mac
* Flashing party glass
* Maxxi bottle opener
* Pig lighter
* Handy sealer
* Crazy 8 ball
* Stress express helicopter
* Yankee Candle Ocean Water Car Jars
* Camping starter pack
* Two man monodome tent
* Blow up double mattress
* Blow up single mattress with Free Electric Pump
* Folding steel framed camp bed
* Electric salt-pepper mill
* Chrome juicer
* 52 piece socket wrench set
* Aeroplane kit
* Bottle rocket
* Instant adoring boyfriend dvd
* Instant aquarium dvd
* Vortex illusion puzzle
* Danger puzzle
* 50 romantic ways to say I love you
* 50 things everyone should do once in a lifetime
* Insults every day of the year
* Hilarious jokes every day of the year
* Trivia for the toilet
* 100 damn good reasons to hate cats
* 100 damn good reason to hate men
* Things my grandmother told me
* Easy dinner party
* The longest crossword
* The longest word search
* Survival kit
* World time zone clocks
* Love dice
* 9ct solid heart and diamond earrings
* Racing pump
* Latex mini dress large
* Lickin tongue
* Bingo vibrator
* Five finger massage glove
* Emergency pants
* Double umbrella
* Spot stickers
* Large cow stickers
* Classic erotica dining moments
* Classic saucy dining moments
* Meyer Five piece stainless steel Esteam set
* Love bug massager - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Foot spa pamper kit
* Wild Sling water bomb launcher
* Dunker mug
* Bar butler
* Inflatable boxing gloves
* Become Laird (Lord) or Lady of Kincavel
* Griffin folding BBQ
* Pickup sticks garden game
* Garden Darts garden game
* Get Knotted! garden game
* Inflatable England chair
* Double sand free beach mat in sleek silver
* Double sand free beach mat in hot pink
* Aston Villa Share Gift Pack
* New Shower CD with mirror
* Willie bath bomb
* Pilates all in one gym in a tote
* Smiley lips for dogs
* Electric shock roulette game
* Heated ice scraper
* Metal torch
* Away supporters kit
* Golf Kit
* Rechargable FM radio
* Everyday someone new pisses me off mug - buy 1 get 1 free!
* Arran figurine
* Jeckyl figurine
* K9 I Love Kylie T-Shirts
* Racehorse Shares
* Ice Tankard
* Incredible Hulk 40cm plush toy
* Small zip handbag with striped strap
* Camouflage handbag with buckle strap
* Small bowling camouflage handbag
* Small black handbag with white stitching
* Medium black handbag with white stitching
* Alien Vibrations
* Beach Mat
* Sack Race
* Helping hands wine glass holder pack of 2
* Ocean Clear mirror
* Kama Sutra Game
* Snow surfer Jet Ski sledge
* Coloured light Cocktail glass
* Coloured light Champagne flute
* Radio command Dalek
* Dogs intelligence test
* Triple X vouchers
* Monogamy
* Edible Bra
* Female Edible Undies
* Male Edible Undies
* An Acre of Land on the Moon
* Age 30 Mug

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